debate drinking

i don't like these debate assignments. theres a reason i dont have a TV, and convincing my friends who do to turn on the debates is a challenge. they finally agreed to turn off Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia and watch the debate; but with their own rules. they turned it into a drinking game. the rules are as follows.

If you are drinking to Barack Obama: Let Me Be Clear Inherited Middle Class Loopholes Congress Tax Cuts Medicare Sanctions Nuclear Clinton

If you are drinking to Mitt Romney: Unemployment ObamaCare Small Business Freedom Israel Spending Candy (as in Crowley) China Benghazi Reagan

every time they say one of those words, you drink. when they talk at the same time, you chug.

The certain camera angles that showed the countdown timers were interesting  especially when you could tell when the candidates were going over their time.

When Romney was asked about women, contraceptives and all that jazz, the women in the room expressed a particular disinterest and it came to my knowledge a lot of women hate him because apparently he plans to take away funding for planned parenthood.

Obama seemed to take a hint from the criticism from the first debate and he came on a lot stronger, BUT the camera still caught him looking down a lot.